RaNdOm ShIt

random shit that i think is worth posting :)
personal quote: " to see a pink world, one must look through red eyes''

balloon-in-my-backpack:

classic Esposito slam

(Source: katherinesbeckett, via ijustwantcastle)

peachdango:

chicken-alfredo-f-jones:

owlmylove:

hellocuriouscat:

WHATS THIS?
WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG.
Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation.
Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the thing for you! YOU JUST PULL THIS BITCH OUT, AND WIPE THE GRIN OFF THAT MOTHER-FUCKER’S FACE. Watch as their mind is blown that you’re using famous punctuation from the NINETEEN SIXTIES.
True. Fucking. Facts. This glorious character was invented by Martin K. Spekter in 1962. That’s right, even its creator had a bad-ass name.
BUT. ALAS. THIS MIND-BLOWING, ELEPHANT ORGASMING PUNCTUATION NEVER GOT TO BE DECLARED “OFFICIAL”. That’s why it doesn’t show up in all your fancy ass computer fonts.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY‽ I SAY WE BRING BACK THE INTERROBANG. USE IT WHEN YOU CAN. SPREAD THE WORD. RE-BLOG THIS SHIT.

MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG

This post gave my dad and I a $50 gift card at a trivia game once.
because no one else knew what an interrobang was.
You really can learn things on tumblr.

my teacher taught us about these last year and it was p rad

chicken-alfredo-f-jones:

owlmylove:

hellocuriouscat:

WHATS THIS?

WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG.

Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation.

Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the thing for you! YOU JUST PULL THIS BITCH OUT, AND WIPE THE GRIN OFF THAT MOTHER-FUCKER’S FACE. Watch as their mind is blown that you’re using famous punctuation from the NINETEEN SIXTIES.

True. Fucking. Facts. This glorious character was invented by Martin K. Spekter in 1962. That’s right, even its creator had a bad-ass name.

BUT. ALAS. THIS MIND-BLOWING, ELEPHANT ORGASMING PUNCTUATION NEVER GOT TO BE DECLARED “OFFICIAL”. That’s why it doesn’t show up in all your fancy ass computer fonts.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY‽ I SAY WE BRING BACK THE INTERROBANG. USE IT WHEN YOU CAN. SPREAD THE WORD. RE-BLOG THIS SHIT.

MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG

This post gave my dad and I a $50 gift card at a trivia game once.

because no one else knew what an interrobang was.

You really can learn things on tumblr.

my teacher taught us about these last year and it was p rad

(Source: thankgod-forsatan, via herondalegirl25)

theangelstakemysanity:

//I just looked up their official Twitter account since this seems like something obvious someone would fake. Turns out this is genuine, although I seriously doubt the Doctor’s name will actually be revealed.
If anything, someone will find out but not the viewers.
The name of the show is “Doctor Who”, so knowing the Doctor’s name kind of defeats the purpose of it all.

IMO, I hope we don’t find out what his name is.

(Source: pondspondsponds, via likeabat)

mendox:

this is the coolest picture on tumblr.

this is the coolest picture on tumblr.

(Source: meme-meme, via a-spark-in-the-darkness)

sassypotassium:

br0kenbutstillgood:

teardrops-onmy-keytar:

jackalkenpo:

sowhatelseisblue:

saveatardis:

ignoringoblivion:

waerlogas:

oodly-crafting:

theconsultingbitch:

raggedybearcat:

sirwolfpaws:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

I NEED ONE PLEASE GET IT FOR ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

It’s so charming I would feel really bad sleeping through it.
But that wouldn’t stop me.

SOMEONE
FUCKING
BUY ME THIS
I WILL RIP MY HEART OUT AND SELL IT TO YOU FOR IT
I REALLY FUCKING WANT THIS

If you buy this for me I will love you 5ever

I’m just like, twitching with want. TWITCHING.

GIVE ME

OH MY GOD, WANT.

If I don’t have this I will die.

SOON

My life will be so much better if I have this

I have this
Its just as good as you think

sassypotassium:

br0kenbutstillgood:

teardrops-onmy-keytar:

jackalkenpo:

sowhatelseisblue:

saveatardis:

ignoringoblivion:

waerlogas:

oodly-crafting:

theconsultingbitch:

raggedybearcat:

sirwolfpaws:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

I NEED ONE PLEASE GET IT FOR ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

It’s so charming I would feel really bad sleeping through it.

But that wouldn’t stop me.

SOMEONE

FUCKING

BUY ME THIS

I WILL RIP MY HEART OUT AND SELL IT TO YOU FOR IT

I REALLY FUCKING WANT THIS

If you buy this for me I will love you 5ever

I’m just like, twitching with want. TWITCHING.

GIVE ME

OH MY GOD, WANT.

If I don’t have this I will die.

SOON

My life will be so much better if I have this

I have this

Its just as good as you think

(Source: thinkgeek.com, via herondalegirl25)

Messing around with tumblr and found this out

fragilewordswovenjustintime:

i-am-a-wayward-daughter:

stayingxgoldxforxjohnnyx:

yourherojunior:

AND

AND WATCH IT SPIN!!:D

I CAN’T FIND THE SWIRLY BUTTON

WHERE’S MY GOD DAMN SWIRLY BUTTON ON THIS KEY BOARD ?!

swirly button on this keyboard

damn swirly button

(via a-spark-in-the-darkness)

(Source: heathyr, via saraabigale)

apeculiarthought:

superwholockedunicorns:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

What about hawaii

canada a lot to the left

(via a-spark-in-the-darkness)

epichumour:

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

randomshitgoingon:

i-was-so-alone-and-i-o-u-so-much:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

consulting-violinist:

tepidjudgement:

magicandnonsense:

twilit-moon:

dimedog:

want

Ummm…YES

NEED.

how to fuck with hunters 101

you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

We’re not psychopaths, we’re high functioning sociopaths. Do your research.

omg yes! want these

(Source: brain-food, via herondalegirl25)