May 2012
43 posts
Just imagine this lol
Andrew Marlowe: Guys, we need to do a photo shot.
Nathan: For the posters? Already?
Andrew: No, for the pictures Castle and Beckett will have on their phones.
*Stana screaming*
Andrew and Nathan: Are you OK?
Stana: Oh my god, the pictures! Of course, how comes that I never thought about this, before! So how will they be? Castle and Beckett making out? In bed?
Nathan: wow, wai-
Stana: Messy hair?!
Nathan: Stana, I-
Stana: What about if Nathan and I get matching tattoos! An "Always" and we show them in the pictures!
Nathan: WOOOOOO. TATTOOS?
Stana: Yes!
Andrew: Okay, Stana, what about a pictures of them just-
Stana: JUST?! JUST? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT CASKETT! THERE ISN'T ANY "JUST" IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP! EVERYTHING THEY DO IS HUGE! HUGEEE!
Andrew: STANA! Castle and Beckett just smiling. together. Period.
Stana: HOLD ON. SMILING? WE'VE WAITED FOR FOUR YEARS, JUST TO SEE A SMILE?! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT CASTLE AND BECKETT THEY ARE WILD. THEY CAN'T BE SMILING. THAT'S BORING!
Nathan: I think-
Stana: DOESN'T MATTER, NATHAN! IF THEY ARE SMILING I RESIGN.
Andrew: Again with resigning? Stana-
Stana: Kate resigned, why wouldn't I be able to?
Andrew: Fine.
Nathan:
Andrew:
Nathan:
Stana: Done.
Nathan: Why did you take your clothes off?
Stana: we have a photo shot to make, boy! Get ready!
oh-stewart:
i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
The phrase "Shut the front door!" just took on a...
heyxxbluexxeyes:
Andrew Marlowe, I see what you did there
suppressingthejess:
alwayseventually:
I noticed it right off the bat! HILARIOUS.
vnjgriogiuahwiufnklsdnciuhfnas just lost the ability to speak !!!!!!!!11111
I officially hate commercials now
2 more hours !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im going to die
Operator: 411, how may I help you?
Me: Yes, I need Stana Katic's phone number.
Operator: I'm sorry?
Me: Stana Katic. Phone number?
Operator: I'm sorry I---
Me: LISTEN BITCH. I HAVE 2 MORE DAYS TIL ALWAYS PREMIERS, I'M HAVING CASTLE WITHDRAWALS, AND I CAN'T SLEEP. I NEED STANA'S PHONE NUMBER SO SHE CAN SING ME TO SLEEP. HAVE YOU HEARD HER VOICE? IT'S BEYOND AMAZING. I NEED HER TO SING ME A LULLABY. PREFERABLY IN MY VEINS BY ANDREW BELLE. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY LADY! DO I HAVE TO CALL 911 INSTEAD?! GIVE ME STANA!!!
Operator:
Me:
Operator:
Me:
Operator: Connecting you to India. Please stay on the line til your call can be completed.
ABC Guy: So, do you want to give them a little bit, maybe a promo and just a couple of sneaks?
Andrew Marlowe: Give them as many of each as possible.
ABC Guy: I'm sorry?
Andrew Marlowe: Give them a few promos, and when they've finally calmed down from that give them the sneak peeks. And then give them more.
ABC Guy: But, aren't you worried about giving away too much?
Andrew Marlowe: Just make sure the same scenes keep popping up, with slight twists. *Evil laugh* That'll be sure the kill them slowly before they go out with a bang on the 7th.
Familiar voice in background: Show the sex scene!
Andrew Marlowe: Stana shush, you know we can't give them that. You're in India for a reason.
My dash is completely spammed with Caskett.
acastleofvampirebones:
I THINK ITS TIME TO BRING OUT THE CUFFS & ICE...
letsplaycopsandwriters:
CTV: hey andrew, here's the new promo you asked for
Marlowe: you showed the kiss?!?! why would you ever do that?!?! what can we do to torture the fans now?
CTV: We thought it was okay...we cleared it with the supervisor
Marlowe: I don't have a supervisor
CTV:
Marlowe:
CTV:
Marlowe:
Stana: evil laugh, evil laugh
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE SEEN THAT PROMO AT LEAST 20...
Andrew Marlowe
make-it-your-strength:
thirdtimesacharm33:
All hail the king!
*Castle and Beckett are about to kiss, as shown in...
Ryan: *comes out of kitchen* Hey, Castle. I was out of food so I decided to come to your place and eat.
Esposito: *comes out of Castle's bedroom* My bed isn't as comfortable as yours. Neither is Lanie's. So I came her for a nap.
Martha: *comes downstairs* Hello darlings, I'm going to have a class in the living room. I just felt that it needed to be more intimate.
Short description of "Always"
agent-beckett-dunham:
That’s all folks.
Dispatcher: 911, what's your emerg--
me: HELP.
Dispatcher: are you in danger?
me: MY OTP.
Dispatcher: excuse me? you're going to have to re--
me: IT'S CASKETT. IT'S HAPPENING.
me: I'M DEAD.
